I sit here before you now and attest, that the people who I call my friends refer to the goals I score in EA sport's FIFA 11 as Jewish and not applicable in today's modern society. I ask, does EA not include the option of scoring Jew goals? Does not every goal deserve to be celebrated, relished with passion.
I strongly believe that the perpetrators in this vile, bigoted act, is not the person who scores the 'Jew Goal', nor EA, but rather the person in the losing position, the person who labels my scoring methods as 'Jewish' rather than scoring himself.
Sincerely, the 'Jew goal' scorer